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Shepard: And then he says “Remember Ilos? Because I certainly do. I thought we had something special.”
Garrus: See? That’s why you shouldn’t date humans, even if you’re one. Especially Kaidan!
Shepard: And then I had to explain to him how I was dead for 2 years and Cerberus rebuilt me then how we had to go and save the galaxy.
Garrus: Not to mention that you already saved the Citadel at he cost of humans lives. How can he be such a douche?
Garrus: You deserve somebody who respects you. Somebody who will never betray you and always be by your side.
Shepard: Oh, I think I’m just going to stop saving the galaxy for a while.
Garrus: No, Don’t do that! Don’t let some idiot discourage you.
Shepard: It’s always the same thing. “Reapers? Oh yes, those imaginary cthulhu set on destroying all life.”
Garrus: You’ll find someone out there who cares about you for who you are. Someone who actually enjoys all the mayhem and killing, even.
Garrus: If you have nothing better to do, maybe once we get to Omega we can snipe mercs and bad guys or something!
Shepard: That’s neat, but I’m fine. Nothing can kill me anyway, especially not moronic outbursts and it’s not like I can stay dead.
Garrus: We could go look for some geth and shoot them. You know, remembering the old days?
Shepard: Anyway, if there is nothing better to do, we can always test your reach and my flexibility.
Garrus: And then we can go and…what?
Shepard: It’s been 2 years and we’re both stressed out. So, why not try it?
Kaidan: I’m right in front of you!
Shepard: Excuse me unimportant person? We’re discussing how to save the galaxy here?
Garrus: Don’t you have a report to make?
Факты о Гаррусе:
*The Citadel once had six arms instead of five. Then there was a little incident involving Garrus Vakarian...
*They say you can't make something out of nothing. Garrus Vakarian can make EVERYTHING out of nothing.
*Tali later discovered Haestrom's sun was getting so hot because it saw Garrus Vakarian without a shirt on.
И я видел слэшную картинку с Гаррусом... 
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Shepard: And then he says “Remember Ilos? Because I certainly do. I thought we had something special.”
Garrus: See? That’s why you shouldn’t date humans, even if you’re one. Especially Kaidan!
Shepard: And then I had to explain to him how I was dead for 2 years and Cerberus rebuilt me then how we had to go and save the galaxy.
Garrus: Not to mention that you already saved the Citadel at he cost of humans lives. How can he be such a douche?
Garrus: You deserve somebody who respects you. Somebody who will never betray you and always be by your side.
Shepard: Oh, I think I’m just going to stop saving the galaxy for a while.
Garrus: No, Don’t do that! Don’t let some idiot discourage you.
Shepard: It’s always the same thing. “Reapers? Oh yes, those imaginary cthulhu set on destroying all life.”
Garrus: You’ll find someone out there who cares about you for who you are. Someone who actually enjoys all the mayhem and killing, even.
Garrus: If you have nothing better to do, maybe once we get to Omega we can snipe mercs and bad guys or something!
Shepard: That’s neat, but I’m fine. Nothing can kill me anyway, especially not moronic outbursts and it’s not like I can stay dead.
Garrus: We could go look for some geth and shoot them. You know, remembering the old days?
Shepard: Anyway, if there is nothing better to do, we can always test your reach and my flexibility.
Garrus: And then we can go and…what?
Shepard: It’s been 2 years and we’re both stressed out. So, why not try it?
Kaidan: I’m right in front of you!
Shepard: Excuse me unimportant person? We’re discussing how to save the galaxy here?
Garrus: Don’t you have a report to make?
Факты о Гаррусе:
*The Citadel once had six arms instead of five. Then there was a little incident involving Garrus Vakarian...
*They say you can't make something out of nothing. Garrus Vakarian can make EVERYTHING out of nothing.
*Tali later discovered Haestrom's sun was getting so hot because it saw Garrus Vakarian without a shirt on.

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И картинки. Да, это Гаррусу положено ходить с шрамами и
быть уродомнравиться женщинам, в особенности кроганскимДа с броней вообще неприятность. Так мало *_*
Где желтая бронька? ^_^ Розовый Гаррус тоже был весьма мил в первой части XD
Или забавный легкий колосс *___*
Порвал отростками по коленями
Эм.. Легкий коллос? Я не понимать
Нет, только не мои любимые колготки!
Нижайщий поклон от понимающего турианофила))))